Catherine A. 

[scene about JD seeing the janitor's thing]

and uh

Dr Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

[later]

Dr Cox: I love this moment so much I'd cheat on the moment from before, marry this moment and raise a small family of little moments.

YES.

[Man spins around in a circle making sounds]

Murray: Dont worry about him, that's my assistant Roger.
Jd: What's he doing?
Murray: He's being an airplane.
Jd: He smells like fuel.
Murray: ...He's an airplane.

Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya" then the third will be "oh my god, my crotch, you've hit me in the crotch."
JD: See ya.

I laughed really hard becasue I can play that scene in my mind.

Kelso: Yeah, you nagger!
Black Guy: What did you say?
Kelso: Nagger.
Black Guy: Alright, we cool.

I'm hating, I'm hating soooo bad.