EXCESSIVE MY BUTT
you know you like hearing from me. it tickles your insides. activates your smile muscles. brightens your day, morning, night, weekend, week, year, life. It quenches your thirst. Soothes your hunger. Cures your illnesses and terminal diseases. Feeds your fish. Puts gas in your car. Increases your grade in english, apush and chem. reddens your hair.
Pretty much you can't live with out me