It doesn't take a psychologist to tell that there's something unsettling about this suggestive material and the way we spread it all over our meat (lunch meat, that is). Ever check the ingredients on a jar of Hellmann's? I did: Oil, egg whites, hate, and vinegar. If you let a handful of it sit on the counter for a while it'll separate and turn a suspicious shade of orange. That's the color of loathing, or oxidation, probably both.
Since this tries to be a socially conscious blog, we're concerned with public health and well being. What with Court TV, Guiding Light, and Regis & Kelly, we consume enough hatred without needing to supplement it with Satan seed. Studies have shown that it contributes to loss of body hair.
Recommended alternative: Dijon Mustard! Yellow is the color of love!