Don't Eat That!

Before diving into the politics of anus burgers, I'd like to call your attention to the Canadian maple leaf on the McDonald's arch. We all know they spoke French in Canada until George W. made it illegal. But certian phrases still translate. They can't pull the wool over our eyes with this one. Just another marketing gimmick aimed at impressionable young children to make them think that this is what grown-ups do in their spare time.

They think, "Hey, I've had a tough day at work, think I'll go to Burger King, grab a nice juicy anus, then head home to see the wife and kids," right? Wrong.

Don't have kids. 'Cause eventually they'll go to Canada and get ideas that just don't fit in our society. Boycott the a*** burger. Write your congressperson ASAP asking them to vote for HR 1452 to restrict the cultivation of organic, free-range, grain-fed anus burgers to Haiti. Keep that filth in Central America.



Recommended alternative: Boca burgers! Which is Swahili for "mouth burgers." The opposite end of anus burgers.